Being a 24 year old man in a full time job I unlike many others of my generation find it embarrsingly easy to watch Neighbours at work. Which is what i have been doing this week. And I tell you this i have lucked out, i turned on Monday to find Sir Harold "bash the" Bishop strangling one legged love god Paul Robinson. He escaped with Paul seemingly dead. But Paul is not dead he is the opposite of my limp penis and very much alive. Yet he does not know that Harold tried to kill him and nobody suspects the saggy necked psycho. If you think it all seems out of character for Harold then of course you would be right, but the man who was resurrected lazarus like from the dead, returning from the sea like some kind of bible bashing swamp thing is being driven by demons, demons as far as i can understand created by the death of his son in an incident caused by Paul in some way, and if thats not enough he is being forced by some kind of internal monlogue to keep on with these acts of evil. its things like this that have kept Neighbours at the top of the comedy tree for over 20 years now. And i'm glad i have taken the time out of my schedule to start watching again. For those wondering why Paul only has one leg, i think he was pushed off a cliff. And the scriptwriters ignoring the normal outcome from this event of death decided to remove his leg, which like Mark Fowlers HIV or Ethels Willy would only comes out when the plot is wearing thin.
And in other news, Steph, who as far as i used to remember didn't used to have a face like a fanny mangled in a blender, is pregnant but also has cancer of the tit.
D Freear 17 Mar 2006
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Just to make sure the facts are correct. Paul Robinson lost his leg because it got contaminated in lassiters lake. He had the lake contaminated so that Ramsay street had to be evacuated permantly and so that he could build a shopping complex. But somehow he was contaminated, I think he was saving Dylan who at the time was being some kind of eco-warrior to get in Sky's panties.
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